| George | Condi |
| Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? | |
| Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. | |
| Great. Lay it on me. | |
| Hu is the new leader of China. | |
| That's what I want to know. | |
| That's what I'm telling you. | |
| That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? | |
| Yes. | |
| I mean the fellow's name. | |
| Hu. | |
| The guy in China. | |
| Hu. | |
| The new leader of China. | |
| Hu. | |
| The Chinaman! | |
| Hu is leading China. | |
| Now whaddya' asking me for? | |
| I'm telling you Hu is leading China. | |
| Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? | |
| That's the man's name. | |
| That's who's name? | |
| Yes. | |
| Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. | |
| That's correct. | |
| Then who is in China? | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Yassir is in China? | |
| No, sir. | |
| Then who is? | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Yassir? | |
| No, sir. | |
| Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. | |
| Kofi? | |
| No, thanks. | |
| You want Kofi? | |
| No. | |
| You don't want Kofi. | |
| No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. | |
| Kofi? | |
| Milk! Will you please make the call? | |
| And call who? | |
| Who is the guy at the U.N? | |
| Hu is the guy in China. | |
| Will you stay out of China?! | |
| Yes, sir. | |
| And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. | |
| Kofi. | |
| All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. |
Januar 2003